android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
this accurately describes my life.
If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.
It means companion or best friend :)
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted