miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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sardonicremarks:

If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.

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spoopytavros asked: what does puta mean?


Answer:

peachesnchapinx:

spoopycecilos:

It means companion or best friend :)

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

image

swag bitch

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